Do you want to get a girl like this? ------------>Well, here are the simple steps you need to be Han Solo!
1.) Be witty. Han almost always has the right thing to say, whether its bitingly sarcastic, hilariously funny, or just plain charming, he knows what to say.
2.) Get a wookiee. It’s a well known fact that Han Solo wouldn’t be the same without his faithful wookiee, Chewbacca.
3.) Be charming! Girls liked to be charmed to the point where they don’t know what to do other than kiss you! Example?
1.) Be witty. Han almost always has the right thing to say, whether its bitingly sarcastic, hilariously funny, or just plain charming, he knows what to say.
2.) Get a wookiee. It’s a well known fact that Han Solo wouldn’t be the same without his faithful wookiee, Chewbacca.
3.) Be charming! Girls liked to be charmed to the point where they don’t know what to do other than kiss you! Example?
Leia: I love you!
Han: I know.
Leia:……D:
PS: That face will be the girls face when she realizes that you could possibly die in two seconds.
4.) Do something daring that’ll make her see you as a hero. It could be anything from saving a Jedi from the abominable snowman to saving her from her murderous father. (Cue the Ani’s-girls angry faces.)
5.) Get yourself frozen in carbonite. She’ll go to great lengths to save you, and later on you’ll get married and have babies. NOTE: Step 5 should be preformed right after step 3, NEVER to be done before she admits that she cannot resist you, when she still thinks yours a scruffy looking nerf herder. It is also not recommended that if she calls you a scruffy looking nerf herder to reply, “Who’s scruffy looking!” Because then she will most likely kiss your best friend and make you watch.
6.) Be amazingly gorgeous. Sadly, for some of you this isn’t even an option. But if you’re lucky, the steps before this one might just get you a girl somewhat like Princess Leia.
4.) Do something daring that’ll make her see you as a hero. It could be anything from saving a Jedi from the abominable snowman to saving her from her murderous father. (Cue the Ani’s-girls angry faces.)
5.) Get yourself frozen in carbonite. She’ll go to great lengths to save you, and later on you’ll get married and have babies. NOTE: Step 5 should be preformed right after step 3, NEVER to be done before she admits that she cannot resist you, when she still thinks yours a scruffy looking nerf herder. It is also not recommended that if she calls you a scruffy looking nerf herder to reply, “Who’s scruffy looking!” Because then she will most likely kiss your best friend and make you watch.
6.) Be amazingly gorgeous. Sadly, for some of you this isn’t even an option. But if you’re lucky, the steps before this one might just get you a girl somewhat like Princess Leia.
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Afterwards: Hope you liked this post guys! :D I am quite proud of it, although it went from a tutorial to a infomercial. But thats ok! For all you who are wondering, my writing is going wonderfully, at the moment my word count is 7274! Today I will hit 10k!
Look forward to Pamde's post on Monday!
MTFBWY
~Qui-Gon~
I do love me a good nerf herder. ;)
ReplyDelete~Lika
Okay, that infomerical was the best thing I've seen in a long time....a long time.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to post my ending to a scene in Star Wars....it will go along with this post quite well, actually.
~Padmé
@Lika: Nerf herders are the best. :D
ReplyDelete@Padme: Sweetness! :D
~Qui~
AWESOME! LOL And remember guys, if ya can't find a wookiee, a big, hairy dog will do. Very nicely done Qui!
ReplyDelete-Leia <3
Thankyou. :DD
ReplyDelete~Qui~
Yay! Go Qui-gon! I can see from your word-count bar that your novel is going swimmingly. :) I'm working on mine now!
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Amaranthine
I can see by YOUR word count that your novel is going amazingly!!! :)
ReplyDelete~Qui~
PS: What do you guys think of our new layout?
It's nice. I really like it. I'm just having to get used to the posts and everything being on the side.
ReplyDelete-Leia
Isn't the header UHMAZING?!?!
ReplyDelete~Endor
This was a hilarious post. I like where it says "Get a Wookiee" and "Cue the Ani's Girl's angry faces! You just made my day Qui! Then Padme's post above just made it better!! Thanks for making me laugh. :D
ReplyDeleteMTFBWY
Jedi~Chick <3
Thanks all. <3 I'm pretty sure that the Anakin one next week won't be as well accepted by some. Heehee.
ReplyDeleteBut, padme, feel free to do a post on YOUR feelings about anakin.That way we can balance it out.
~Qui~
haha, Don't you make fun of my Ani!!! I have people on my side who will agree with me!! *cough, Padme, cough* lol, Have fun with it, it's really funny. MTFBWY,
ReplyDeleteJedi~Chick :D
Well, if you guys are allowed to love Anakin and be fan girly about it, I'm allowed to post my opinion on him. >3
ReplyDelete~Qui~
PS: I won't fail to say that Anakin is really really cute. xD
He's.................adoooooooooorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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