I regret having to inform you of this.
Leia Organa Solo recently began a rebellion. No, this is not good news. Instead of fighting against evilness and the dark side, she has become one of them. Angry Birds took over her mind. Sadly, she also took Luke Skywalker, her twin brother, with her. Her lair: the underground of Coruscant......aka Houston.
This forced Qui-Gon and myself to hold a secret rebel meeting. We have a plan to stop the Imperial Angry Birds, once and for all.
~Padmé Amidala Skywalker, the Jedi Rebel
On another note, my drama class starts up today! More info on that later. MTFBWY!